Man, Christmas is the best. People put colored lights up everywhere, lug trees into their homes, and tell their children that a very large man in a fur coat is going to sneak into their home at night.

But the season has it's downsides, too -- like all these "ugly Christmas sweater" parties. I don't have an ugly Christmas sweater. My Grandma always gave me cash. Or books. Not ugly sweaters. Also, sometimes it's hard to know what gifts to give people. I mean, you know you ought to give them something, but what?

Now, every retailer in the world wants to tell you that THEY can provide the greatest, nay, the perfect gift. I won't presume to have that mythical übergift, but I bet there's someone on your list who would love a custom-built wine rack.

And did I mention they're on sale?

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